This would be what a friend of mine would call
a guinea pig page; ie: "Hello, this is me and
this is my guinea pig." Except, I don't have a
guinea pig. This is the place where I am meant
to tell everyone my name and gush about myself
and family in an overabundance of detail and
splash it with many pictures of myself.

Hate to disappoint. I don't own a guinea pig.
I also don't intend to splash this page with
pictures of myself; I do not wish to be
responsible for nightmares. As for gushing
about myself. . .

There isn't all that much to tell.

This site is basic compared to some you find online.

So, simply step this way and enter my brief space
online and learn what you will.